Tips for a successful Lakeside Park Day
A body of water around which to gather.
Obviously a lake is preferred,
but lack of a lake doesn't exclude you from the holiday. What matters is getting
outside to your best, close, natural water.
kind of music player loaded with Rush.
It doesn't have to be fancy, just loud enough to hear. However, "For best results
play at maximum volume."
Drink for drinking, Smoke for smoking.
You don't need a lighthouse
or a pier, it's the verbs that count.
Cheap unhealthy food.
The more fat, sugar, or empty calories contained
Take yourself a friend.
More drink and more smoke.
Is there ever really enough?
If you celebrate right and end up in jail, you can protect yourselves with gruesome stories about people who
were stupid enough to fuck with the Brotherhood of Rush.
A recovery day off from work.
May 25 is Geek Pride Day and there's no reason
for any Rush fan's participation. We're far too cool to celebrate
some stupid made-up holiday.
Styx. REO Speedwagon.
Rush is obviously the only music to spin during the celebration, but it's never appropriate
to play these bands
on any day of the year under any circumstance.